God, Disease and Below the Waist
Suzanne Pollak
God, disease and below the waist are topics that do not belong at the dinner table; they belong in Church, the doctor’s office and the bedroom, or again the doctor’s office. Since the Deans offices do not reside in any of the above three institutions we expect that we can pass our socializing unmolested by updates on your status on the aforementioned three discussion points. If we are in New York or Atlanta can we please add money to the list, unless you are endowing the academy with whopping great sums?
Reflecting upon this declaration the Deans do begin to wonder if we have left anything worth talking about at the table?